Wooooooooooooohhhhh, kids, The Stamos has been gone too long, and for that, he is sorry. There was a project, lets just say, that would've reunited The Stamos, Dave, Bob, Lori, etc. that would've been fantastic. The Stamos could jack off at the possibilities of it right now. But alas, two little girls, and The Stamos will not be naming names here, decided that it was time for them to "move on."
The Stamos won't pretend to hide his disgust.
Those two little girls can "move on" right off of The Stamos' cock.
Sadly, the people who really suffer from all of this is you guys. The friends (and enemies) of John Stamos. And The Stamos is sorry for leaving all of you.
Tell The Stamos how it can be made up to you.
Your wish is my command.
You're all so sexy, let me remind you. The Stamos loves his fans (and enemies, who are sexy in their naughty little way) and wants them to remember:
You may be a so so fan of The Stamos.
But The Stamos is a bigger fan of yours.
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